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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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