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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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