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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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