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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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