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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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