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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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