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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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