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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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