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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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