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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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