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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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