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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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