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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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