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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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