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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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