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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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