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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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