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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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