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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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