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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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