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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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