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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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