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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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