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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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