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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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