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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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