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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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