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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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