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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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