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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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