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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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