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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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