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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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