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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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