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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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