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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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