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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏
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