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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦
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