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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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