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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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