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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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