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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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