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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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