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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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