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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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