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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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