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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮
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