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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁
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