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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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