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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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