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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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