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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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