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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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