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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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