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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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