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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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