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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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