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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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