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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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