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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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